I’m sorry, but when did we officially spiral past "mildly inconvenient” and land 
squarely in "complete and total chaos?" I’m not saying the universe is out to get you, 
but it’s certainly being a massive dick today. Time for a factory reset.

Wild Side: everyday self-care with a pinch of dark humor. Recharge your soul and reset your mood with a two-pack of Wild Emery shower steamers. 
For best results, place your shower steamer on your shower shelf, on a ledge or in a dish where water can lightly spray and activate it to release the aroma of its essential oils into the air. Reposition as needed for best results.